VOLUME 01 · THE MARKETING ISSUE

Your entire
marketing team.

minus the salaries, the retainer, and the Monday standups.

Brandora runs your social, SEO, ads, and creative with specialized AI agents, the way a real agency does it, at a fraction of the cost. No tool to learn. No team to hire. Just marketing that ships.

Join the waitlist →see how it works ↓

NO CREDIT CARD · CANCEL ANYTIME · NO MEETINGS

Hire #214Payroll

Marketing salary

$95,000 / yr

Benefits, equity, and a Slack you'll end up moderating.

CANCELLED
✓

Retainer Q2Agency

Monthly retainer

$4,500 / mo

Six-month minimum. Account manager ≠ the work.

NOPE
✓

RecurringCalendar

Monday standup

45 min / wk

Every week. Forever. No one ships. Everyone has thoughts.

SKIP
✓

NO MEETINGS

HOMEMADE ★✦HANDPICKED✦HIGH-TASTE✦NO SLOP✦SMALL-BATCH MARKETING✦CANCEL ANYTIME✦HOMEMADE ★✦HANDPICKED✦HIGH-TASTE✦NO SLOP✦SMALL-BATCH MARKETING✦CANCEL ANYTIME✦

A DEMO · MONDAY MORNING

your first message from Brandora.

No dashboard to open. No reports to dig through. Just the brief you'd want at 7am.

b.

Brandora

Your team. Online.

MON 07:42

LIVE

★ a preview · your first message will be yours

CH. 01 · BUILT FOR

three kinds of people.
same problem. pick your issue.

Three issues. One story. Find yours and keep reading. The rest of this page gets specific.

For the one-person business

The solopreneur

You didn't start a business to become a content creator. You're writing captions at 11pm.

Read this issue→

For the pre-seed team

The startup founder

You're the CEO, CTO, and "whoever's free on Tuesday to write a blog post."

Read this issue→

For the five-to-fifty

You've paid retainers. You remember the monthly decks full of nothing.

Read this issue→

CH. 03 · THE RECEIPT

the math, itemized.

Three ways to get marketing done. Two of them cost you your sanity.

OPTION A

Do it yourself

~15 hrs/wk

your nights, your weekends

You're the bottleneck✗

Inconsistent output✗

No expertise in 4 channels✗

You hate most of it✗

★ THE EXPENSIVE SILENCE ★
THANK YOU COME AGAIN

WORTH
IT ✓

★ OPTION B

Brandora

€X/mo

7 days free · no card

A real team, always on✓

Works while you're asleep✓

Scales with you✓

Cancel anytime✓

★ ★ WORTH IT ★ ★
THANK YOU COME AGAIN

OPTION C

Hire it out

€3–8k/mo

the agency retainer

6-month contracts✗

Account manager ≠ work✗

Monthly deck, few results✗

Locked in regardless✗

★ THE DECK OF NOTHING ★
THANK YOU COME AGAIN

I stopped opening my marketing tools three months ago. I haven't stopped shipping marketing. That's the trick.

Founder, one-person design studio · Amsterdam

CH. 04 · QUESTIONS + ANSWERS

things you'd ask a friend.

CH. 05 · THE LAST PAGE

stop doing marketing.
start having it done.

No card. No newsletter. One email when the doors open.

(your next 11pm says thank you)